Dear George,
Yesterday you were at school 25 minutes when the inch I had given you became a mile. When I told you to have the school call home if you weren't feeling well, I really meant to say if violently ill have them give me call. Not mildly or moderately - or in your case - not sick at all. But the school called and off I went to rescue you from another day of education. You played deck hockey, you got a haircut, we washed the car, we went out for lunch. Just another beautiful day in paradise. Oh, and had you actually been sick, you would have been in big trouble for this little scene.
Love,
Mom